She likes a real man - A message from Helvetica

Helvetica has been reading the emails between Martin and Grey and she's come over all unnecessary!! Let's see if he is interested in getting to know her better.


Good morning Martin

I would like to apologise for the recent emails that my boss Grey Being has sent you. I am sorry he asked you to apologise to me and I apologise if you found him to be rude. He is very overprotective of me and quite frankly, I find it annoying. I am just his secretary but I sometimes think he sees me as more than that.

The thing is Martin,  I am not interested in him in that way. I am a young lady and he is an old man. His life revolves around his business and furthering the cause of the High Lord Rezillo. I want more from life than that. I want excitement and to be in the arms of a man who loves me for me, not just because I can type 200wpm and understand the complexities of intergalactic furtherance.

Martin, having read your emails, you seem to be an intelligent and honest man. I loved the way you stood your ground with Grey. You are right! You are a man, a real man and I love that. I need a man who is strong and powerful in his personality. One who could look after me and love me. I am sorry if I am being rather forward Martin but I feel a real connection to you and would love to get to know you better. I promise not to speak a word of this to Grey. Let this be our little secret!!


I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Fond wishes

Helvetica x x

PS would you like me to send you a photo of myself? x