Wednesday, 17 July 2013

A bit of carrot dangling.



Oh Martin! Your grasp of the English language really isn't that good is it? What a shoddy email.


Dear Grey Being,

I was at the office of NDDC this morning, i meet their secretary she asked me to tell you send the full name of your company and address and your full telephone number.

Please i was told that they will only contact you after receiving these  details. Send them to me today so that i will send it to immediately.

Martin


Just so he doesn't start to get rashy about talking on the phone again, I dangle the commission carrot.



Good morning Martin.

I hope this message finds you and your family well.

I am glad you have heard from the NDDC. The full company name and address was on the header of the invoice I sent you but just for your own records here it is again;

They Are Amongst Us

27 - 37 New Galactic Crescent
Roswell
Barnsley
B1R S 0LE

Telephone:  01226 216216  / 01226 216217

I hate to be pushy, but do you have a rough time scale as to when the deal may be finalised? I am keen to close the deal ASAP as I am under considerable pressure from High Lord Rezillo.

Also Martin, I need details of where to send your commission payment to. You have worked so hard on my behalf that I want to ensure that you get your payment as soon as possible. I take it you have worked out the final amount you are due? Do you wish this to be sent via bank transfer? If so, I will need your details.

Once again, many thanks for all your hard work and I look forward to hearing from you again soon.

Best wishes

Grey
 

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