The real reason for the current heat wave.

So, I had received the document from The NDDC. It wasn't long before Martin got back in touch wanting to know if I had heard from them.

Dear Grey Being,

How are you today with your workforce? When i submitted your file to the NDDC yesterday, they promised to send your batch number to you. Do confirm to me if you have receive a letter from them with your batch number.

Please respond immediately so that i will visit them today.  The person who is helping me to facilitate this contract have an appointment with me today, but i cannot go they without hearing from you.

Update me.

Regards,

Martin

Then shortly after, I get this one. I bet someone at Barnsley College had a good giggle!

Dear Grey Being,

I have called your office and the lady told me that she knows nobody by the name Grey Being. What is the problem?

Regards,

Martin

I ignore the what he says about the phone call and give him my explanation for the heat wave we are now in the midst of.

Good morning Martin

I was just about to email you when your message came through. Spooky eh? lol!

All is good here in Roswell today. We are currently in the middle of a searing heat wave with record high temperatures and the workers aren’t happy. The air conditioning unit in the factory base has broken down and conditions are unbearable. To try and appease the workers, I have arranged for a local ice cream van to come and visit them at lunchtime and dish out vast amounts of Nobbly Bobbly's, Fabs, Feasts and good old 99's. This should help the situation somewhat and I have said they can all leave early at 2pm. It's so important to keep the workforce happy don't you agree Martin? After all, who would make the Dual Lensed Devo ReRectalators if not them?

I know a lot of people will say that this change in weather is all down to climate change and the greenhouse effect as they call it, but I am not so sure. Between me and you Martin, I think it has an altogether different reason. The temperatures on Voniaco 5 are much higher than here and I do think High Lord Rezillo is making the necessary changes to ensure things are comfortable after the conquest. It's alright for him but he is not the one sweating like a diabetic in a sweet factory.

Anyway, back to business. I received some documentation this morning sent by a Mary Okoro from The NDDC.  I have emailed back to conform receipt and await her response. She did say it would take around a week for the final decision to be made. Of course, I will let you know as soon as I hear from them. Do you need me to send you the batch number you mentioned?

Regards

Grey.

 

So Martin, you want me to carry you along? In this heat? I don't think so!

Dear Grey Being,

Thanks for your mail, when i called your office a lady told me that nobody bear such name, so i became confused, but that is by the way. I am very happy that you have confirm receipt of their mail.  As soon as you hear from them, do carry me along.

God bless you.

Regards,

Martin