Monday, 15 July 2013

Preparing for the invasion and some odd phonecalls to Barnsley College (my apologies!!)



Martin is keen! This message came first thing this morning. I hope he finally submits my invoice to the NDDC.


Dear Grey Being,

How are was your trip, hope you had a nice time. Do get back to me if you are back to your office as you said that you will be back today 15th to enable me submit your proforma invoice to them.{NDDC}

Again, it is very important you send your working telephone number for easy communication.

Regards,
Martin


I emailed him back and included telephone numbers. Many apologies to Barnsley College if they receive a strange call from an African scammer!!




Hey Martin!

I am indeed back in the office after an amazing week with High Lord Rezillo. I cannot say too much but as his chief envoy here, let's just say that things are going to change, and soon! I am extremely excited for the forthcoming conquest and am helping further his plans for a smooth invasion. It's all terribly exciting!

Anyway, I do apologise for omitting my telephone number. How very remiss of me. I can be contacted on either of the following numbers:

01226 216216
01226 216217


I do hope there will now be no delay in submitting the invoice to the NDDC. With High Lord Rezillo's plans coming to fruition sooner than expected, I would wish the deal to be completed ASAP. The quicker it is completed, the better for all of us I am sure you will agree. The more products we have around the world, the better.  All praise the High Lord Rezillo. We will comply.

I look forward to your speedy response on this matter.

Regards

Grey Being







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