Meanwhile ......... Helvetica and Martin

Meanwhile. Helvetica tries to woo Martin but he's playing hard to get. She sent pictures of herself (some blonde model I found on the internet!!) but even that didn't spark  his interest enough. He still wants to talk on the phone. Damn!!!!




Dearest Martin

Thank you for  getting back to me so quickly. I am having some problems with my cell phone at the moment so it's been sent in for repair. Hopefully I will get it returned sometime this week. I feel lost without it.

I would love to know a bit more about you though. I have sent you a couple of pictures of me for you to see who you are chatting to. I hope they don't put you off too much! I will tell you a bit more about myself anyway.

I am 26, single and live alone. I have no brothers or sisters and sadly both my parents died in a tragic accident 2 years ago. They are big fans of camping and were planning a short trip away. They were in the middle of packing their kit when my father decided to test the camping stove. Little did he know that there was a gas leak in the kitchen and as he lit the stove, there was a massive explosion that killed them both instantly. I miss them so very very much. Even though I inherited all their worldly goods (the house was badly damaged but thankfully the gold and jewellery they had invested in was deposited safely in the bank) it doesn't make up for being all alone in the world.  I long for someone to share my life and everything I own with. That's what love is all about isn't it Martin? Sharing everything you are and have with the one you love.

Anyway, I like music, horse riding and doing charity work to help those less fortunate than me.
What do you like to do in your spare time Martin?

I do hope you write back to be soon. I look forward to getting your messages.

Much love

Helvetica x x x x x 


And a brief reply from Martin .....................

when you repair your phone ,we continue

bye

He wants to talk to Helvetica!

So, Martin has taken the bait! Why do they always want to talk on the phone though? Maybe I need to buy a cheap mobile and sim for this?


Dear Helvetica,

Call me or send your personal cell phone for me to call you.

Regards,

Martin

She likes a real man - A message from Helvetica

Helvetica has been reading the emails between Martin and Grey and she's come over all unnecessary!! Let's see if he is interested in getting to know her better.


Good morning Martin

I would like to apologise for the recent emails that my boss Grey Being has sent you. I am sorry he asked you to apologise to me and I apologise if you found him to be rude. He is very overprotective of me and quite frankly, I find it annoying. I am just his secretary but I sometimes think he sees me as more than that.

The thing is Martin,  I am not interested in him in that way. I am a young lady and he is an old man. His life revolves around his business and furthering the cause of the High Lord Rezillo. I want more from life than that. I want excitement and to be in the arms of a man who loves me for me, not just because I can type 200wpm and understand the complexities of intergalactic furtherance.

Martin, having read your emails, you seem to be an intelligent and honest man. I loved the way you stood your ground with Grey. You are right! You are a man, a real man and I love that. I need a man who is strong and powerful in his personality. One who could look after me and love me. I am sorry if I am being rather forward Martin but I feel a real connection to you and would love to get to know you better. I promise not to speak a word of this to Grey. Let this be our little secret!!


I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Fond wishes

Helvetica x x

PS would you like me to send you a photo of myself? x