A much needed catch up.

I haven't updated this blog for a few months as sometimes, life just gets in the way. I am keen to wrap it up and get started on another one. Martin did eventually suss me. I did try to do one last wind up to get him angry but he didn't bite. Shame, as scammers are very funny when they get cross! Anyway, this is the end. It will come in a few parts so enjoy and thanks 'Martin' for the laughs!


So, Grey being had had an accident. Here is his explanation for being so quiet.



From Grey Being to Martin.



Dear Martin

Firstly I must apologise for being out of contact for the last week.  As Helvetica informed you, I was involved in a nasty accident last week. I was travelling back from Voniaco 5 with High Lord Rezillo when the craft was struck by lightening. Thankfully we weren't too far away from landing so I only sustained a broken leg and minor burns. High Lord Rezillo managed to vaporise at the point of contact so he was fine but left me to try and explain to the police and ambulance men what had happened and where exactly we had come from. Of course when I explained, they assumed I was drunk and insisted on doing a breath test.  I rarely drink Martin as I think that alcohol is the scourge of the under classes and I am far better than that. You will be pleased to hear I am on the mend and will be back at work  on Monday with the aid of crutches.

My solicitor Mrs Herma Phrodite has sent the relevant paperwork to the NDDC, Infinity Chambers and to yourself but we are yet to hear anything back. I am rather worried now. I feel things have slipped somewhat in my absence and I must insist we get things back on track as soon as possible. Martin, you and I have put so much hard work into this deal and I don't want to see it fail now. Please let me know what I need to do to get things back on track again.

We seem to be waiting for Mr Peter Mark of Infinity Chambers to sign the paperwork on our behalf. Could you contact him on our behalf please if this is not too much of an inconvenience? 

I hope all is well with you Martin and would like to thank you for your patience whilst I have been incapacitated.

Regards

Grey Being. 




Martin does seem to be getting suspicious about Grey.







Dear Grey Being,


I was told about the accident, i am very sorry for that, i have been praying fr you that God should give you quick recovery.
Mr Grey Being, this is to bring to your notice that  i have tried my best for you, but it seems you are not reliable.
{1} The telephone number you send to me is not your own, and nobody bear your name in that company.
{2} NDDC sent a form for that required my attention, a column is been specify where i will fill mt data, but you filled  it without my notice.
{3} You were asked to pay some money for the lawyer to represent you at the high court to sign some documents for you, but you did not nothing.
How many do you want me to count, if you are really what you said you are,do clarify me on the above.


Regards,
Martin




Grey is most put out by Martin's accusations and emails him back. 





Dear Martin

Your mail has caused me great concern. I would like to clarify your points.

1) The telephone numbers I have given you are correct. I have no idea why you are having problems connecting with me. I have tried to call you on several occasions but every time I get through, a woman answers and says she does not know you. This has made me question whether you are who you say you are. I prefer to give you the benefit of the doubt because  of all the hard work you have done on our behalf. There is a lot riding on the completion of this deal for both of us. Let's not let minor details ruin it.

2) All forms sent to me by the NDDC have been filled in correctly to the best of my knowledge. I would never knowingly fill in incorrect information or attend to something that was not my duty. If I have made a clerical error, I apologise for this. At no point have the NDDC brought any errors to my attention so once again, all I can do is apologise for this.

3) Regarding the lawyer signing documents on our behalf; I completed and sent all the relevant paperwork to Mr Peter Mark at Infinity Chambers but neither I or my solicitor Mrs Herma Phrodite have yet to hear back from them. They sent a mail detailing the payments required but never followed this through with any information as to how I was to do this. I ask you Martin, how am I supposed to arrange payment if they do not reply to either us or our solicitors?

To be honest Martin, I am beginning to wonder if this deal is actually ever going to happen. You and I have put in such a lot of hard work and effort to make this happen but now the NDDC and Infinity Chambers seem to be messing us about. Do you think I may be better off choosing another attorney? Maybe I would be better off just coming to Nigeria myself to sign the documents? What worries me is that you have worked so hard on our behalf and your payment for this is in the form of commission. If the deal isn't completed then you will lose out and not get paid. That seems extremely unfair to me Martin. Do the NDDC and Infinity Chambers not understand just how much you stand to lose if they do not make sure they do things correctly from their end?

Martin, I do not know what else to say. At all times I have been honest and trustworthy and to have my integrity brought into question has upset me greatly. I am still recovering from my accident and this has knocked me for six. I shall be returning to work tomorrow and hope that it brings better news for us.

Have faith Martin and pray that High Lord Rezillo will look favourably on us all.

Regards

Grey Being



Martin doesn't reply so I send him another quick message. 



Good  morning  Martin

I am now back at work and wondering why I have not heard from you.

Could you please update me as to what is happening?

Regards

Grey