Friday, 9 August 2013

Introducing Phrodite and Eunuch Solicitors at Law.

I would like to introduce you to Mrs Herma Phrodite, principal  partner in Phrodite and Eunuch, solicitors at law. She is the lucky lady drawing up the paperwork to assign power of attorney to Peter Mark, the Nigerian attorney.  She contacts them and sends them the letter from They Are Amongst Us.


From Herma Phrodite to Infinity Chambers

Dear Sirs

We are Phrodite and Eunuch, the Solicitors at Law appointed by They Are Amongst Us to deal with the paperwork relating to the contract between themselves and the NDDC. Please find attached the documentation giving full power of attorney to yourselves in relation to signing affidavits and documents on their behalf. I am sure you will find this in order.

You will now be aware that Mr Grey Being was involved in an unfortunate accident and has been out of contact to yourselves. He is being released from hospital later today and I am sure he will be in touch in due course.

If there are any problems or you need any further information, do not hesitate to contact us. My name is Mrs Herma Phrodite and I am the person dealing with this matter.

Yours  sincerely

Herma Phrodite




Here is the rubbish document I sent them.






And in reply.



Dear Sir/Ma,

Thank you for your information. Kindly let me have your contact phone number. Also make sure you send a copy of this mail to the tender board of the NDDC.

Regards,
Peter Mark
Principal Partner, Infinity Chambers Ltd



I send a copy to the NDDC and one to Martin.


 
Dear Mr Martin Eze

My name is Mrs Herma Phrodite and I am a partner in Phrodite and Eunuch, Solicitors at Law, appointed by They Are Amongst Us to deal with paperwork relating to the contract between themselves and the NDDC.  Please find attached a copy of the document sent to Infinity Chambers giving them full power of attorney to deal with and sign affidavits  and other documents on their behalf.

I understand buy now that you have been informed of Mr Grey Being's unfortunate accident. I am assured that he will be back at work by next week and available to be contacted at home on his usual email address by tomorrow. I am sure he will appreciate your understanding on this matter. If you have any queries please do not hesitate to contact either us or Mr Being's secretary.

Yours sincerely


Herma Phrodite




Martin replies but signs the email Mark. It must be hard remembering who you are supposed to be!


Dear Herma Phrodite,


It is very important you send this letter to NDDC lawyer as i have not power to represent them in signing any document on their behalf.
Ask Gery to provide the lawyer email address to you.


Regards,
Mark





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